It’s game time! We’ve collected some of the most random, taken out of context quotes uttered by the Joan team and mixed them up with lines from our favorite office shows. Think you can tell them apart? Take a breather, put your work aside for a moment, and let’s get guessing!


“The production team is so tanned. It’s probably because one of their walls is basically glass.”

“I should explain to you how windows work.” – Source

“If you type ‘google’ into Google, you can break the Internet.” – Source

“Should I be eating my chocolate?” – Source

“Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!” – Source

“Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them.” – Source

Office correspondence:


“That’s your sarcasm font.” – Source

“Why are you still here?”

“He’s got no-one waiting for him at home, that’s why.” – Source

“Is that a rubber chicken?”

“We’re calling it Roger.” – Source

“Oh is that what you want? Because that’s how you get ants!” – Source

*Booming thunder*

*Starts pouring outside*

“I think it might be raining.” – Source

“When you’re walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me!” – Source

“You know what they say: ‘Bigger is better.’”

“You can’t say that in our Instagram stories!” – Source

“This is brilliant! ‘Adopt a Joan!’… On second thought, maybe we should rethink this headline.” – Source

“I don’t know if you are having a meltdown or if this is the actual content.” – Source

“I’d like to meet somebody of superior intelligence!” – Source

“#fired” – Source

“Do you remember any funny lines said in the office?”

“You do realize we’re Slovenian, right? We don’t do funny.” – Source

“The content is great. Now I just need my copywriter to learn how to spell.” – Source

*Fires Nerf Gun at co-worker.*

“I’m reporting you for mobbing.” – Source

“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” – Source

“I need PG-rated quotes, please.”

“Wrong department.” – Source

SMM looking at blue wristbands attached to a rubber mat in production: “Why are they wearing those?”

Boss: “So that they can’t run away.” – Source

“I would help you but I’m brain-dead.”

“That’s exactly why you work in production.” – Source

“Don’t touch anything. Failure is contagious.” – Source

*Co-worker picks up saw.*

“Oh, I see you’re doing this the hard way!”

“Of course, this is the hardware department.” – Source